Skipped A Monday

I skipped yesterday because I had nothing to report... unless my hurling was of some vital importance. While, I do not/can not see that in itself  being "news worthy" perhaps this tidbit will qualify!! So as I sat on the floor, hugging the latrine/throne, bracing for the impact of maximum expulsion .. I nodded off!!  Yes, nodded... I'm thinking that, that just might qualify as informative!!!