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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Yesterday's Infamous Tweet ~~condensed

Yesterday, as I drove out to my mother's house, I started thinking about all the things I've been going through and what can actually be done to fix this "bloody mess" of a life. Now, I think I was coming off/down from my therapy session from the previous Thursday, so I will say that I may have been a little pumped, from all that REFLECTING jazz. By the time I made it to mom's I felt sure I had come to a resolution, and I would announce it to the world. I sat down and took mother back down memory lane, to my "songwriting" days. I'd written a song for the one and only Prince, and was determined to get those lyrics into his wizard-like hands. Now, mind you mother was very encouraging, in fact she was my proof-reader/critic/inspiration. Needless to say his "people" said that he couldn't use them. So yesterday I decided that my Bipolar-ism was caused by this traumatic event, so I announced it on Twitter against my mother's advice. Now she is concerned that I will be sued by  HIM. I told her, "What is he gonna sue for?" What can he get, I've lost my home, no job and no money?" Remember, you can't get blood from a turnip, Mother! She said "No baby you can't, but you've got one hell of a high heeled shoe collection... in storage!"

10 comments:

  1. LOL! I wouldn't worry so much about the high heels as I would the high collar frilly shirts. Especially if you have any in a rockin' shade of lavender or violet. Of course, if you have any earth shoes in your stockpile, I would transfer ownership to mom and just claim to have borrowed them. =)

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  2. You are too funny... and I appreciate you so much!

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  3. I appreciate you too, BA. I find your blog hilarious, and its a great pick-me-up throughout my day. No amount of depression can beat a humor like you display.

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  4. I shall march on with whatever is given to me... with as much humor as possible.

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  5. I'm a humor junkie also. Takes one to know one.

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  6. I often say that if I have to experience this... I should be getting paid for this... shit!

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  7. Haven't seen him for a long time except at the Super Bowl in N.O. up in the vip suite with the owner of the team!!

    So, u might wanna consider re-sending that song???

    You can play the cool organ he had.

    aw man, now im thinking of all those groups, flock of seagulls, (the hair,wtf?)

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  8. this will make u laugh!!!!!!!!

    go on you tube and type in wtf blanket.

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  9. Thank you for your suggestion, I will have to re-evaluate the lyrics, they were written a while ago. By the way, it was very difficult to submit them... way back then! I can only imagine how hard it would be, doing so NOW!

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